I hate to admit it, but…
I have a hard time taking hashtags seriously. #hashtag
The smell of popcorn makes me gag. When I was in elementary school, Friday’s were designated as “popcorn Friday”. This meant that following an extra long recess, students could buy a bag of stale popcorn for $1 and eat it at their desks. To me, the smell of popcorn is synonymous with the smell of 30 sweaty kids sitting in close quarters after an extra long recess. #gross #IStillLikeCaramelCorn
Original artwork. I call this clipart "Bowl of Popcorn"
Sticking to a blogging schedule with a baby at home is more challenging than I expected. For the past month I have been trying to post once per week. It’s not happening yet, but I’m still trying! #babyblogging #babysteps
In a strange turn of events, I am now the owner of an I-phone. I never expected to own an I-phone, and I have no idea how to use it, but I did discover one thing... #ItHasAFlashlight!
The first thing I tried to do as the owner of a smartphone was open an Instagram account. I couldn't figure out how to do it. Honestly, I never got past the “Apple ID and Password” part. I don’t know my password. I never know any of my passwords! One day I might be the proud owner of an Instagram account, but today is not that day. #instagram?
I don’t know how to use a comma. The rules of comma usage are just too confusing. #comma,comma
I really like The Muppets and I’m using the fact that I have a kid as a weak excuse to put Muppet songs on my I-Pod. Songs like this are funny. Even better is when singers that are famous for singing non-kid friendly songs visit Sesame Street and perform original kid’s songs. Like Usher singing the alphabet. Who can resist the alphabet when “Y” stands for “YEAHHHH MAN!”? #Manamana #MakeAnX
I pronounce a lot of words incorrectly. Until I met my husband, nobody ever called me out on my mispronunciations. In 4 years of marriage, I have learned that:
Might as well is not pronounced like “mize well”
Supposedly is not pronounced like “supposeBly”
Genre is not pronounced like “gen-ear”
Bourbon is not pronounced like “bore-bon”
I haven’t brushed my hair in 4 days and I am convinced that no one can tell. #SilkySoftHair
I hate the sound of lawn mowers. When I got married I made a deal with my husband that I would always wash the dishes as long as he always mowed the lawn. To this day, I have never mowed the lawn at our house. He would probably disagree, but doing all of the dishes is totally worth not having to mow the lawn. #LawnMowers